Contents

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Introduction

Love & Romance

Longest Running Rock-Star Crushes
Famous Losers We’d Make Out With for Weird Reasons
Our Most Dramatic Shifts in “Sex and the City” Opinions
How Jean Luc Godard’s Breathless Taught Me What to Do in Bed
Style Icon: Neil Young
Too Love for You: The Plan is That There is No Plan
Icon of Love, Champion of Authentic Romance: Bruce Springsteen
*Love Advice I Wish I’d Gotten (Or Listened To) When I Was 25

Movies

Top Six Off-the-Radar Fashionable Films
Astro-Cinema: Movies With Subtitles That Will Actually Keep an Aries Entertained
Astro-Cinema: Beautiful and/or Foodcentric Films That Will Make Tauruses Swoon
Astro-Cinema: Cinematic Cleverness and Contemplation for Geminis
Astro-Cinema: Movies to Get Cancers in Touch With Their Inner Child
Favorite Lame Romantic Comedy That in Fact May Not Be So Lame
Favorite Comfort Movies
All-Time Favorite Onscreen Performances
*Astro-Cinema: Big Juicy Musicals to Bring Out a Leo’s Inner Drama Queen
*Astro-Cinema: Virgos Need to Blow Off Steam
*Astro-Cinema: Epic Romantic Dramas for Epic Romantic Libras
*Astro-Cinema: Sex-Death-Film Fests for Scorpios
Let’s All Have a Crush on Jim Jarmusch’s Mystery Train
I Watched Claire Denis’ 35 Shots of Rum Last Weekend and I Can’t Stop Thinking About It
*Astro-Cinema: Around the World with Sagittarius
*Astro-Cinema: If There’s One Thing Capricorns Need, It’s Stoner Comedies
*Astro-Cinema: Movies to Bring Out Aquarius’ Inner Che Guevara
*Astro-Cinema: Into the Great Mystic with Pisces
All-Time Top Four: Embarrassing Movies to Watch With Parents
Rooney Mara, Whom I Love, Please Eat Your Piece of Fish

Music & Books

Random Picture Entry: Siouxsie Sioux
Most Sartorially Inspiring Works Of Fiction
Why Depeche Mode’s Violator Is The Best Desert Island Record
Our Favorite Albums Of The 1960s
All-Time Favorite Madonna Moments
All-Time Top 5: Goth Makeout Songs
Our Favorite Albums Of The 1970s
Favorite Children’s Books
Hip-Hop Love Songs
Our Favorite Albums Of The 1980s
Best Party Jams, I.E. Throwin’ Down In Yo Face, Goop
Best Movie Soundtracks Ever
Best Makeout Record
Our Favorite Albums Of The 1990s
Favorite Beach Reads
Our Favorite Records Of The 2000s (So Far)

Icons

Emmanuelle Alt
Anita Pallenberg
Patti Smith
Kazu Makino of Blonde Redhead
Madonna In The 80s
Amelia Earhart
Sofia Coppola
Lisa Bonet as Denise Huxtable
Cayce Pollard From William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition
Marguerite Duras
Lee Scratch Perry
Dita Von Teese
Tina Chow
Kim Gordon
Kristen Stewart (Or Any Other Chick Firmly Committed To The Hoodie/Jeans/Chucks Trifecta)
Mom & Dad In The 70s
Anna Akhmatova
Mark E. Smith Of The Fall
Me And You And Everyone We Know, Really

Style

Worked Up So Metrosexual
Ghosts Of Grunge Past: Gus Van Sant’s “Last Days”
It’s Donatella’s World, We Just Live In It
DIY: Packing Like A Champion
What’s In Our Bags?
Stuff We’re Most Likely To Wear All The Time This Summer
Dopest Shit We’ll Wear This Spring
Dopest Shit We’ll Wear This Fall
Clothes That Make Us So Sentimental
Most Beloved Baubles
Fall Fashion Essentials
Dopest Shit We’ll Wear This Summer
Our Most Compliment-Attracting Pieces Of Clothing

Life & Other Fun Times

Tom Ford to Direct Film
Best Way To Survive Air-Travel Hell
Cheesiest Perfumes We Love
Our Favorite Hangover Cures
Favorite New Year’s Resolutions
Favorite New Year’s Resolutions, 2010 Edition
The NOGOODFORME Guide To Insomnia
Ladies And Gentlemen, I Have Kicked Insomnia’s Ass And This Is How I Did It
Our Cocktails & Libations Of Choice
Our Most Satisfying Vices
Dream Prom-O-Rama
Our Dream Weddings
How To Live: Happy Spring Equinox! Welcome To The Real New Year, Fellow Pagans!
Let’s Pretend We’re Tauruses!

Afterword

Acknowledgments

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